The Real Animal House
The Awesomely Depraved Saga of the Fraternity That Inspired the Movie
by Chris Miller
Let’s get one thing straight from the beginning: "Awesomely Depraved" doesn’t even come close to describing the
onslaught of sexual perversity, personal degradation, and torturous self-abuse that are gleefully packed into 321
riveting pages in this "mostly lucid memoir." In The Real Animal House, written by Chris Miller, National
Lampoon writer and co-screenwriter of the movie, Animal House, he relives his days as "Pinto" at
Dartmouth College from 1959 to 1963 when he was a member of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity, on which the 1978 film
is largely based.
His over-the-top stories about the depths to which young adults will sink in order to acquire a sense of
belonging make for lively reading. Unlike the R-rated Animal House which had to make it through the
mid-1970s production studio mentality and past the censors, The Real Animal House doesn’t hold anything
back. While other frat boys abide by the conventional rules of fraternal conduct in the icy, all-male environment
at Dartmouth, the Adelphians take great pride in breaking them. They set fire to their body hair, sponsor vomiting
contests, create new alcoholic mixtures, seek unusual places to defecate, eat things not meant for human consumption,
explore different ways to use body fluids, and relentlessly search for new sexual partners. On rare occasions,
they actually read their class assignments and study for exams.
This is an outrageous coming-of-age story that leaves little to the imagination. Miller’s lively writing style,
wordplay, and attention to detail will make you forget the artistic liberties he certainly must have taken in his
storytelling. The book includes a foreword by director Harold Ramis, who along with Miller and Doug Kenney wrote
the screenplay for Animal House. Like the film, the book concludes with a "Where Are They Now?”" section
in which he says what became of Otter, Hardbar, Rat, Goosey, Scotty, Moses, and the other various characters
(or combinations of characters) mentioned in his memoir.
Essentially the book is an X-rated version of the R-rated movie. If you enjoyed the film and want to get an
even raunchier re-telling of the Alpha Delta Phi story, then grab a beer (better yet a keg) and start reading
The Real Animal House. |
The Book |
Little, Brown and Company/Hachette Book Group USA |
November 2006 |
Hardcover |
0316057010 |
Nonfiction / Memoir |
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Excerpt |
NOTE: Extreme Profanity; Explicit Sexuality |
The Reviewer |
Leslie Halpern |
Reviewed 2007 |
NOTE: Reviewer Leslie
Halpern is the author of Reel Romance. The Lovers' Guide to the 100 Best Date Movies
and Dreams on Film. Coming Soon: A Writer's Guide to Fearless Interviews. |
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