# 1 Dracula vs. Grampa at the Monster Truck Spectacular
Grampa and Wiley just had to see Colonel Dracula's ultimate vampire truck, The Mudsucker, but they had to get
through hail and lightening and around an angry Gramma to do it...and when she catches them with her anger meter
at sunburned lobster on a barn-door red....
Kirk Scroggs has penned an outrageous, hilarious new series for kids. They'll visit the madhouse that is
Dracula's lair and meet all sorts of freaky characters. His vehicles have such improbable names as the Behemoth
Broncosaurus, Vlad the Impala, and the Werewolf Winnebago. After an exciting race, a tarantulaburger and a few
pork cracklings washed down with black cherry soda , Grampa pulls off a shady transaction. The zany stories and
the crazy artwork of Kirk Scroggs will have kids begging for more.
# 2 Grampa's Zombie BBQ
A Tale of utter hilarious terror, grilled to perfection. In the second book of the series, Wiley and Grampa's
annual BBQ is crashed by rotting residents of the Eternal Naps cemetery. You'll guffaw when Wiley accidentally
bakes Grampa's foot to a crisp. When Vera, the world's worst lunch lady, whips out her secret side dish, Gramma
has to marinade 375 chickens and 53 yards of sausage with her honey-paprika barbeque sauce. Then Heck's Angels and
the Sisters of No Mercy get up a volleyball game, but an eclipse darkens the sun, and uninvited guests began to
show up....an army of hungry zombies! Wiley, Jubal, Grampa and Gramma have to figure out how to outwit the undead
and send them back to the cemetery, while poor Merle the cat battles zombie bugs. With laughs on every page, your
reluctant readers will be begging for the next book in the series.
# 3 Monster Fish Frenzy
Join Grampa and Wiley in deep-fried terror as they set out to capture Moby Fizz, the world's most bloated bass.
Things really get scary when Moby Fizz swallows Grampa, Wiley, the boat and Grampa's stuffed frog, Captain Froggy.
Luckily, Moby had also swallowed a shipment of carbonated fizzy water, and when Wiley shakes them all up, the
exploding gas expels them from Moby's gullet. But Dr. Hans Lotion and his grandson, Jurgen are the real villains
in this hilarious story about cleaning up the pollution in Lake Putrid. Meet the Ladies of the Lake, a Robo-fish,
and cracklin'-trackin' goldfish. Kirk Scroggs just gets better and better. You'll love his zany artwork too.
# 4 Super Soccer Freak Show
This "tail with a bite" warns that whoever cracks open this book shall be cursed with sharp fangs, black hair, and
an uncontrollable appetite for dog food. You'll freak out when Grampa turns into a snarling Wereyote (half man/half
coyote) when they are playing soccer against the Carpathian Coyotes. Wiley has to take Grampa to Nate Farkle,
Gingham County's top veterinarian who is a specialist in animal behavior. He runs extensive tests and gives Grampa
a flea bath. Then when he is transformed into a Wereyote, and runs off into the night, the search is on. Excitement
kicks up a notch when the full moon bursts out of the clouds in the middle of a soccer game, and the whole soccer
team turns into Wereyotes. What's really in Nate Farkle's jelly donuts? Grab a batch of these hysterical adventures
for your favorite kid. He will love them.