Smart Blonde
by Ron Karcz
Is the term "smart blonde" an oxymoron? Or could it turn into the best date ever? Mid-lifer Tony Costa looks for love
in his earth-bound purgatory of St. Petersburg, Florida, playground to society’s young and one-step from Heaven for
the old. Costa detours from questionable love among bar hops to online dating services. The first possibility titles
herself a "smart blonde": an honest, fun-loving nurse who likes dancing, walks on the beach, and a good sense of
humor. The sarcastic voice inside Costa’s head trashes the ad’s cheesy lines, but her stats appeal to his basic
needs. Costa uses his "Fox-E-Meter": his attractiveness formulation based on a woman’s weight divided by her height.
Kiki Swift, a.k.a. Smart Blonde, shows only a slightly higher number than the ideal score of 1.9 or lower. A couple
bait-and-hook emails later, they’re off to the dating races.
Costa and Kiki are a match, or at least they’re a good bedroom match. Mid-life hook-ups have baggage, and Kiki’s
comes in the form of a philandering boyfriend. Costa enjoys the chase, but his relationships don’t last long after
the catch. After he finally gives up the online chase, a woman stumbles into his life. Jennifer Wells, a younger
single mom, is camping away her heartache of a lost job, past exes, and an insecure future. Wells watches her
almost-ruined camping weekend brighten as Costa assists with outdoor know-how, a good listening ear, and his
ever-present humor. Costa can’t believe the real life beauty would claim him a hero. Could this accidental meeting
actually bring him true love?
In Smart Blonde, author Ron Karcz writes a humorous story of the differences between men and women in
mid-life dating. The book begins with theories of evolution and the power of women over men, a funny twist to
establish the main character’s ideas. Karcz uses humor well, in his narrative, dialogue, and unique phrasing.
The desires for companionship and sex are described in quick chapters of the newest flavor and latest heartache.
Karcz could strengthen his dialogue and use more ‘show than tell’ in his storytelling, but readers will enjoy
Smart Blonde, filled with unbelievable twists and sarcastic humor. |
The Book |
VirtualBookworm.com Publishing |
March 2008 |
Paperback |
160264151X / 978-1602641518 |
Fiction / Humor |
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Excerpt |
NOTE: Sexual situations and explicit language |
The Reviewer |
Jennifer Akers |
Reviewed 2008 |
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