Told from a man’s point of view, Ms. Taken Identity tells the story of Mitch Samuel, a
well-educated Ph.D. candidate who has a complete lack of emotional intelligence. A selfish,
stubborn, snobbish, self-absorbed jerk, Mitch builds barriers between himself and his girlfriends,
his brother, his father, his mother, his best friend, and the students he teaches. He lies,
steals, manipulates, and misrepresents himself. Despite his inability to connect with anyone
on more than a superficial level, Mitch wonders why his relationships don’t work and why the
characters in his first epic novel don’t inspire publishers to offer him a book contract.
The story is set in motion when his long-time, live-in girlfriend dumps him for forgetting
to pick her up at the airport—on an exceptionally rainy day. Through a series of unlikely
circumstances and coincidences, Mitch meets the famous chick-lit novelist, Katharine Longwell,
who helps him jumpstart his writing career, secures him a lucrative book deal and television
guest spots, wines and dines him with her unlimited funds, and soothes his wounded ego through
seductive overtures.
As Mitch researches the chick-lit novel he intends to write (written under a pen name), he
joins a ballroom dance class (also under an assumed name) in an attempt to mingle with
non-academics who talk and act like the women in his planned novel. During these dance lessons
with the common folk, Mitch finds himself falling in love with a cute hairstylist named Marie,
who happens to be his best friend’s sister. Although Marie finds Mitch’s adopted persona quite
appealing, if she knew about his condescending views of those outside the world of academia and
why he was really there at the dance class, it’s highly doubtful that she would have ever gotten
involved with him.
The strengths of Ms. Taken Identity come from first-time novelist Dan Begley’s engaging
writing style that includes a flowing first-person narration, an abundance of humor, and frequent
pop culture references. The weaknesses come from the central characters. Few women would
tolerate Mitch’s callous attitude and anti-social behavior, yet in this book he flits from one
relationship to another—usually with the women chasing after him, including the nearly
angelic Marie. He’s an unlikely romantic hero for a chick-lit novel, despite his baby steps
toward growth and change. Similarly, it’s difficult to believe that a woman with Katharine’s
wealth, power, and good looks would risk her reputation by helping out a guy like Mitch (or
believe his convoluted story about an overly shy female cousin who actually wrote the novel).