Queen Klutz
The Misadventures of a Very Clumsy Woman
by
Marti Lawrence
Have
you ever had a day where mishap and misunderstanding ruled? What
if the words unlucky and unbelievable defined your life? Sit tight
– that's exactly how author and humorist Marti Lawrence describes
her life in Queen Klutz: The Comical Misadventures of a Very
Clumsy Woman.
So,
you tripped on Fido's leash as you head out the door for your walk?
Your car tires look flat as you head to work? Oh, those wouldn't
even make Lawrence blink. She can break an ankle while standing
in snow.
In
the opening chapter, “Not the Best Kind of Breaking News: Gravity
Hates Me”, Lawrence resumes a snow-capped friendship with Gravity,
one of the super heroes she aptly nicknamed “Enforcers for the Laws
of Nature”. Lawrence drops her son at an activity and soon arrives
home safely – no small feat and short-lived for Lawrence , as readers
will soon realize. She almost makes it inside her house. Almost.
In the few minutes of gazing upon her frosted lawn, her ankle gets
stuck in all that beautiful snow. She realizes only when her body
moves towards the house while one leg stays still. As an experienced
“klutz”, Lawrence uses the time lapse between shock and pain to
drag herself in the house to call for help. Paramedics whisk her
to the hospital where pain meds and metal plates put her back together
again. It's not all bad – she now has a twin for the other, previously
broken, ankle.
Lawrence
expertly spins common occurrences – and a few not-so common – as
a wife, mother, columnist, pumpkin farmer and entrepreneur into
humorous stories. Some readers, myself included, will relate to
the chapter “High Salt Generator: Hi, My Name is Marti, and I am
a Weeper”. What things make you weep with joy? Your child's graduation
or a friend's wedding? You're in good company. Lawrence must own
stock in tissues since her tears rain at all occasions from the
obvious milestones to long distance telephone commercials. Her family,
affectionately nicknamed The Tribe, knows her weepiness all too
well: they have years of blurry photos, that she snapped through
wet, mascara-smeared eyes, to prove it.
In
self-deprecating humor, Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters
with titles such as “DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and
“The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction”. Famous quotations
nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper
essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read
Queen Klutz and find your new best friend – one who reminds
you life's adventures can be funny.
|
The
Reviewer |
Jennifer Akers |
Reviewed
2007 |
NOTE: |
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